Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:21
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
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I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
How do I study with focus and concentration and avoid distractions and procrastination?
I don’t buy bullshit
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
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I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I know who the president of Turkey really is
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I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
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I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
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I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I can count
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I have a reading level above third grade
I can read
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
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I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I have complete contempt for fakery
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I actually pay taxes
I have complete contempt for traitorism
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Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
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I understand how hurricane paths work
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I see through liars
I don’t cotton to rapists